The rules I follow by every day:
•Rule -1: /b/ is not your friend.
•Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.
•Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.
•Rule 3: We are Anonymous
•Rule 4: We are legion.
•Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
•Rule 6: There is no rule 6.
•Rule ⑨: There is a Touhou version of it. No exceptions.
•Rule 12: Anything you say can and will used against you.
•Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. - fixed!
•Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
•Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
•Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
•Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
•Rule 29: On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.
•Rule 30: There Are NO Girls On The Internet
•Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.
•Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
•Rule 35: If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
•Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.note "Officially" Rule 51, but generally cited as Rule 36; the alternate Rule 36 is (in polite terms): "No matter how messed up what you've just seen is, there is always worse." Considering the originators of the list, this ties in quite nicely.
•Rule 42: Always bring your towel. No exceptions.
•Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
•Rule 47: !???
•Rule 48: Profit
•Rule 50: A Cross Over, even improbable ones, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material. No exceptions!
•Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 63, no exceptions or else.
•Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
•Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And there is always porn of that character. No Exceptions.
•Rule 64: Don't copy that floppy.
•Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
•Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
•Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
•Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid.
•Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it. No exceptions.
•Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions.
•Rule 103: For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
•Rule 104: If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
•Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
•Rule 123: 456789.
•Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
•Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
•Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
•Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
•Rule 284: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's coming up.
•Rule 647: Keldeo is a pony.
•Rule 9001: It's over 9000!!! No exceptions.
Current Residence: Somwhere on Long Island. If you are a stalker, GTFO my deviantART account.
Favourite genre of music: Classic rock
Favourite photographer: What kind? (Ladies?)
Favourite style of art: Mental art
Shell of choice: Koopa
Wallpaper of choice: I don't have wallpaper in my room!
Skin of choice: White????
Favourite cartoon character: Honestly, IDK.
Personal Quote: Live like a windrammer as you fuck.